FEBRUARY 12 "DUMB & DUMBER III"
Ohtaj Makhmudov was a 45-year old MAN enjoying
a day out at the Kiev Zoo in 2006 when he felt a sudden compulsion to remove
his shoes and socks, and lower himself via rope into the lion pit. The unhappy
lions were all, like, “psh, whatever” at the sight of him, Ohtaj approached the
animals, began waving his arms around, and according to eyewitnesses, shouted
“Because God loves me, the lions will not harm me!” It would appear that,
sadly, God did not love this show-off and who could blame him? Ohtaj died
instantly after one of the zoo’s lionesses, Veronica, seized his throat and
crushed his carotid artery, leaving ten puncture wounds in the deceased’s neck.
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