JANUARY 21 "DUMB & DUMBER"

As the story read in the Police Report….
Suzy was driving her 1998 Ford Taurus when the brakes completely went out, she allowed herself to slow down and then allowed the car to come to a halt by smashing into the curb of the street with no damage done to the vehicle. Suzy, alarmed and frantic called her boyfriend Jimmy. Jimmy said he would be right over to take care of the situation. Jimmy explained in the police report that his plan was to attach straps to Suzy’s car and pull her to his house where he could work on her brakes over the week-end. Jimmy explained in the statement that he had carefully left enough distance between his truck and Suzy’s car in case they had to stop, so that she would not rear end him, he was very cautious and mindful of that. With Rob in his truck and Suzy in her car, they made their way towards Jimmy’s house, everything was going quite well, even picking up a little speed and making quick progress. Jimmy was quite proud of himself on how he had rescued his girlfriend; until he saw the red light! Jimmy quickly braked, once Suzy saw Rob breaking for the light she quickly commenced to apply the brakes on he vehicle and that’s when she realized and remembered why Jimmy was pulling her in the first place. Suzy slammed into the rear of Jimmy’s truck, giving him whiplash and launching him forward, along with her, into the intersection in which they collided with two other vehicles.

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