JANUARY 19 "DITCH YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION"
Ahhh New Year’s Resolutions. They’re a great
opportunity to really set ourselves up for some magnificent failures and
disappointments. Well, there comes a time when you just have to acknowledge
that your New Year’s Resolutions were unreasonable and unrealistic, and that
time is a fortnight into the New Year! Rejoice in your new found freedom from
torturous diets and horrible exercise regimes, pick up that pack of smokes and
down another glass of wine. January 17th is officially our National "Ditch New Year’s Resolutions Day" which sets you free from
your first mistakes of the New Year....setting them in the 1st place!
The History of Ditch New Year’s Resolutions
Day is as old as New Year’s Resolutions. In the inebriated, hopeful light of
the dawn of the New Year, we all believe that the next year is going to be
different, that we won’t go back to our old habits, and we won’t let things
continue as they are. What a terrible shame that, year after year, New Year’s
Resolutions are shown to be about as effective as a hole-ridden umbrella is at
keeping the rain out.
How to Celebrate Ditch New Year’s Resolutions
Day~
Well, this part is pretty obvious, don’t you
think? Ditch those New Year’s Resolutions like a bad habit. They’re not really
going to see you through the year anyway!
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