APRIL 4 “A WOMAN’S PRIDE”

     A young woman asked for an appointment with her pastor to talk with him about a besetting sin about which she was worried. When she saw him, she said, "Pastor, I have become aware of a sin in my life which I cannot control. Every time I am at church I begin to look around at the other women, and I realize that I am the prettiest one in the whole congregation. None of the others can compare with my beauty. What can I do about this sin?"
     The pastor laughed out loud and said, "Mary, that's not a sin, why that's just a mistake, you're far from the prettiest woman, not even close, don't worry about it!"
     Mary responded, "Pastor I have just become aware of a 2nd besetting sin which I cannot control." the Pastor asked, " oh yeah and what is that?" The young lady responded, "hatred, hatred for you" and stormed out of his office"

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